Nobody Puts Baby in a Corner

Phone call from D this morning:

D: So I have some good news; it's good for me, anyway.

Me: What?!! What happened?!

D: I went over to Hot-Air-Force-Guy's house last night...

Me: Yeah?

D: and had really hot sex.

Me: D!! I though he stood you up!

D: Not this time.

Me: So are you two like an item now, or what?

D: No, he's leaving in three weeks.

Me: D! You're such a slut!!

D: What? No, I'm not.

Me: If you were a girl, you'd be a slut.

Insert here a complete play by play of D's night with Hot-Air-Force-Guy.

Me: Wow, he sounds great! D, I'm so glad you're gay.

D: Mmmmm...me, too.