Tuesday, March 29, 2005
Men are like dogs because:
They both like to pee outside.
They can fall asleep anywhere.
They don't care what their breath smells like.
They'll eat anything.
They take all the room in bed and hog all the covers.
They both like the smell of their own poop.
They both get their hackles raised when another man/dog comes sniffing around.
They both pretend to listen and never hold up their end of the conversation.
They both think it's funny to fart in the car.
They are loyal and protective.
I love them both. That is, I love both my man and my dog.
They both like to pee outside.
They can fall asleep anywhere.
They don't care what their breath smells like.
They'll eat anything.
They take all the room in bed and hog all the covers.
They both like the smell of their own poop.
They both get their hackles raised when another man/dog comes sniffing around.
They both pretend to listen and never hold up their end of the conversation.
They both think it's funny to fart in the car.
They are loyal and protective.
I love them both. That is, I love both my man and my dog.
