Thursday, January 26, 2006
For the Record
Let's just set some things straight. This blog site is about me. It's not about you. It's not about him. It's not about her. It's not about this. It's not about that. It's about ME! I write about things in my life that I think you might find interesting. I write to make you laugh.
If you have enough free time on your hands to google my name (I only wish I had enough free time to start googling peoples' names), you find my blog, you start reading it, and you don't much like it...stop reading it.
If you are close to me you will be well advised to remember this:
If you tell me something or if something happens to us while we are together and you want this to remain just between the two of us then it needs to be made clear to me that it is a secret. I'm very well capable of keeping all sorts of juicy secrets...if I know that it's a secret. Otherwise, I'm a big mouth. I'll tell all to all. Especially if I think it's funny!
So that's it, just for the record.
Let's just set some things straight. This blog site is about me. It's not about you. It's not about him. It's not about her. It's not about this. It's not about that. It's about ME! I write about things in my life that I think you might find interesting. I write to make you laugh.
If you have enough free time on your hands to google my name (I only wish I had enough free time to start googling peoples' names), you find my blog, you start reading it, and you don't much like it...stop reading it.
If you are close to me you will be well advised to remember this:
If you tell me something or if something happens to us while we are together and you want this to remain just between the two of us then it needs to be made clear to me that it is a secret. I'm very well capable of keeping all sorts of juicy secrets...if I know that it's a secret. Otherwise, I'm a big mouth. I'll tell all to all. Especially if I think it's funny!
So that's it, just for the record.
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sara - it's an emergency! i have a secret and i need to tell someone. if i tell you, will you promise not to post it on your blog? ok, good.
here it is: when i was in college, i made a film. now, i don't think i need to say anything more about what kind of film it was, other than the title was "scoops of oops." i thought it was buried in the past, until i accidentally uploaded it to youtube.com, exposing it to the whole online world. this wouldn't be so terrible, except that it has become the number one rated video on that site, and is even featured prominently on their home page. here is a excerpt from their statement: "...[Scoops of Oops] is the first pornographic video that we have not immediately flagged and removed, it's just that good. Furthermore, we feel that this film, and Mr. Christus in particular, should be mandatory viewing for anyone who uses the Internet."
please don't tell anyone about this. i want to shield my friends and family from this for as long as possible, and as they find out, make every attempt to bring them down with me in this terrifying, cascading shame spiral.
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here it is: when i was in college, i made a film. now, i don't think i need to say anything more about what kind of film it was, other than the title was "scoops of oops." i thought it was buried in the past, until i accidentally uploaded it to youtube.com, exposing it to the whole online world. this wouldn't be so terrible, except that it has become the number one rated video on that site, and is even featured prominently on their home page. here is a excerpt from their statement: "...[Scoops of Oops] is the first pornographic video that we have not immediately flagged and removed, it's just that good. Furthermore, we feel that this film, and Mr. Christus in particular, should be mandatory viewing for anyone who uses the Internet."
please don't tell anyone about this. i want to shield my friends and family from this for as long as possible, and as they find out, make every attempt to bring them down with me in this terrifying, cascading shame spiral.
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